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I`m trying to save up enough money to one day afford to save up money.
A fun way to get exercise is grab a chainsaw and chase a hiker.
My nephew asked me what marriage was like. So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it.
LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy.
Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I`m describing him.
Marriage. Because otherwise hating someone for turning the page of a newspaper too loudly would seem absurd
Currently helping my son look for his chocolate that I ate last night.
me + you = overpopulation... :) :p
I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster.
I love Christmas presents wrapped in bubble wrap... it`s like two gifts in one!!
I am not saying you are stupid, because I thought you already knew
I`m starting to think that some of you are misspelling words on porpoise.
"There`s more than one way to skin a cat." -Chinese restaurant proverb
If I was antisocial I wouldn`t have just ordered a pizza over the phone.
Dear wind, what has my hair ever done to you?