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If there is no chocolate in heaven...I AM NOT GOING!
that moment when autocorrect decides to ruin you and makes a text incredibly awkward.
Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
Relieved to finally get a new microchipped debit card that provides added security to protect the $13.68 in my checking account.
I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P
The last time I touched a breast, it was in a KFC bucket.
My dentist said I grind at night. I was like, ok stalker.
I hate lying to kids but my daughter asked me what twerking was and I told her it was when identical twins go to each others` jobs
yes I have a dirty mind, and yes you are in it...
One small step for man one giant step for a really small man
If a gay guy doesn`t write a book called "Fifty Shades of Haaaaaayyy" I`ll be disappointed.
Buy all your socks in one color - problem of the missing sock solved!
Help I`m covered in chameleons & no one believes me
Can I get likes for no reason?
Bill Gates: A billi a billi a billi JayZ: Half billi half billi half billi Lil Wayne: A milli a milli a milli Me: A dollar a dollar a dollar