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It’s not that I’m old, your music really does suck.
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Do bees even have knees?
When a girl tells you she has a nipple piercing, the correct response is always "I don`t believe you."
Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside.
From what I can gather, men hit their sexual peak around age 18. And women hit theirs as soon as the divorce is final.
No one ever said life was easy, but several people did say that you were.
Where there`s a will I want to be in it
So much to do and so few alibis.
Shout out to the post office for delivering my recycling to me every day.
I`m afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating.
Make BIG mistakes in life. Those people are remembered forever. On Youtube.
There are 10 types of people in the world, Those that understand binary, and those who don`t.
If Jesus was the son of Mary and he was the Lamb of God, Does that mean Mary had a Little Lamb?