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My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
Shouldn`t there have been at least one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
Sorry to all my friends and family members who didn`t know I was a freak until they saw my likes and shares on Facebook.
This dishwasher sucks. It`s already ruined three of my paper plates.
Can Walmart be a feeling? I think that`s how I feel today.
The longest 10 seconds of my day is when I have to hold down the button on an electronic thing to turn it off
Stole a cart from this woman at Walmart today. I like to think of it as playing grand theft auto suburbs edition.
I put a bumper sticker that says "Honk if You Think I`m Sexy" on my car. Then I wait at green lights until I feel better about myself.
“Too much milk left need more cereal” always leads to “too much cereal need more milk”
Cake and pie can’t compete. If you put candles in a cake it’s birthday cake. Put candles in a pie and someone’s drunk in the kitchen.
Don`t feel bad, alot of people don`t have talent either
I don`t know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse.
How can society expect me to be a mature productive member of it I don`t even know if it`s spelled gray or grey
I`m sleeping in tell Friday so ... Happy Tuesday.
So there`s a t.v. show called, It`s Me or the Dog?.. I was disappointed to find out its not a game show where people guess who farted