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Most of being an adult is marveling at the date and saying how fast the year is going by.
I`m not sure what my spirit animal is, but I`m sure it has Rabies.
It is kinda at the point where everything in my life is a movie reference
Some of you take selfies from so close up, I`m beginning to wonder if you`re a T-Rex.
Nothing makes you feel more insignificant than still having 85% battery at noon.
Without facebook: more sleep, less drama, and a life!
Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music off the internet.
Just saw 2 homeless guys hitting eachother with cardboard... PILLOW FIGHT!
My family is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you`re gonna get but you can be sure there are gonna be some nuts in there somewhere.
I get in this weird mood where I don’t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood ‘Awake’
Lord please give me the strength not to go all Dexter on this mother f%#*er ... Amen
All of those in favor of bitch slapping stupid people, say "I"
Who’s that sexy beast…………..oh I clicked on my own profile again. ;)
People say 60 is the new 40 but the cop who just pulled me over doesn`t agree.
I wish real life had as many ejection seats as cartoons.