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Setting my coffee maker to `stun`
Funniest thing ever heard on TV. "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
I have a brilliant idea once every seven beers.
My wife says "YOU`RE DRUNK!" like it is a bad thing.
When I was six, my dad threw me into the pool thinking I would instantly learn to swim. I probably would if it had water in it.
At work, sometimes I secretly brew decaf coffee in the normal pot so that everyone else works at my pace.
Why do people post pictures of missing people on facebook?...like we are going outside.
Sometimes I like to take a roll of duct tape and use it to cover up all the Mondays on my desk calendar.
2015 and still no thieves interested in my identity.
Don’t get your panties in a bunch. The nicer ones are sold individually.
Is it just me, or that sea witch Ursula from the Little Mermaid inspired from a full blown flamboyant drag queen?
Be the best you can be, while being the worst that you`re able to get away with.
Doc: ``Hows your headache ?`` Me: ``She`s at home``
"User Friendly" is just another way of saying stupid.......