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Okay, let’s get this straight. There’s no way everone here has the best boyfriend in the world.
I keep myself in just good enough shape to outrun most women and small children during emergencies.. :|
Karaoke bars combine two of the worlds greatest evils—people who shouldn`t drink with people who shouldn`t sing.
HardCoreStrategy 22 hours ago 6 3? Guys are? in a cafe. The first guy says "I?? have the smallest arm in the? world." The second guy says I have the?? smallest head in? the world." The third guy says I have the smallest d^ck in the world. They all? go to? the Guinness Book of World records. The? first? guy comes back and says I really? have the smallest arm in the world. The seconds guy? returns and? says? I have the smallest head in the world. The third guy comes back? and angrily?? says WHO? T
The best thing about the internet is how quickly you can offend the maximum amount of people with minimum effort
Marriage. When dating goes too far.
Why is it that the most interesting things in life usually aren`t in our best interest?
After how long is it ok to tell your friends that they are imaginary?
Am I the only one who thinks my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair?
Breaking news: Newt saw his shadow. Six more weeks of campaigning and attack ads.
Just once I would like to see a liars pants actually catch on fire
Why can`t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza?
Now accepting friends that live on a lake and have a boat and/or jet skis
I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
Is there any way to really know how many camouflage shirts are in your house?