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I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
If the conversation gets too serious and uncomfortable, take your pants off.
Black Friday, because after a day of thankfully stuffing your face, you deserve a deal on purchases you don’t need.
I just bought Velcro shoes.... What a rip off!
I bought my Ex a chair ... But the state won`t let me plug it in.
No toilet paper.. goodbye socks
Women are fascinated by mythical creatures like unicorns, vampires, and men who are good listeners...
You don`t know broke until you`ve rinsed off a paper plate.
my boss told me to start the presentation with a joke,so I showed my payslip.
had a great time horseback riding today but then I ran out of quarters
Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.
My hearing is fine. There`s no need to repeat yourself! I ignored you perfectly well the first time.
The trouble with living alone is that it`s always my turn to do dishes.
I`m not sure who`s more drunk, me or the guy wrapped in Christmas lights standing in the mirror.
After lengthy reflection, I’ve concluded that having kids wasn’t worth the seven times my son took out the garbage for me.