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Teamwork is just another way of saying we will soon be sharing in the blame equally.
I’m cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass.
Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
Just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet to see which comes first. I`ll keep you posted.
I went to a vegan restaurant once. Wait, no, that was just a florist.
Next time you’re asked “What’s Up” respond “A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house.”
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, `You`re only interested in one thing,` and you can`t remember what it is.
I hate it when I think I`m buying ORGANIC vegetables but when I get home I discover they`re just REGULAR donuts...
I love Christmas presents wrapped in bubble wrap... it`s like two gifts in one!!
Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is “Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?”
Neighbors at it again. I do NOT want to know the words to "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus!
Sorry a remote fell out when you took off my bra
My wife just changed here facebook status from "Married" to "widowed", should I be scared?
I’m still kind of pissed they never told us how to get to Sesame Street.
Be Poor... Its Cheaper :)