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Do bees even have knees?
That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can`t figure out which one the music is coming from.
often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.
English = Hello. Spanish = Hola. French = Bonjour. Japanese = Konnichiwa. Chinese = Nî Hâo. Italian = Ciao. Me = Sup B*tches.
I know money talks but I wish mine had a better vocabulary instead of just ‘Spend me’.
If your friends can accurately guess your age, you need to find dumber friends.
Don`t play dumb with me. That`s a game you can`t win.
When I was a kid... No wait. I still do that.
So my kid secretly recorded me driving and singing and put it on social media if you needed to know how important birth control is today.
Missed connection: I was a 15 year old boy, you were 1984 Madonna.
Gently placing your finger on someone’s lips and saying, “Shh, not another word,” is super romantic but cops don’t seem to think so.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because your fingerprints aren’t in the database.
Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting.
All these years and I still don`t understand why they didn`t put Kevin Bacon in Grease.
I´m thankful for Facebook. Before, I would just scream out my thoughts to anyone who would listen.