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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus? At the end of the day I’m just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
I love finding money in my clothes. It`s like a gift to me... from me. :)
Smooth move.........ExLax
Taco Bell drive-thru should have a “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
I`ve taken my kids all over the country, but their favorite place to be is still "in the way."
went to see the conjuring, and now there`s 10 crosses, four bibles, and a poster of Chuck Norris in my room.
Parallel park, like nobody’s laughing.
Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship`s kitchen.
I should go to sleep but the Internet needs me.
Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with my car.
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
Typical: you have nothing to wear for a party and suddenly the rabbits, the birds and the mice begin to sew you a dress
The future was so much cooler in the past.