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Iām going to start telling women that Iām available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in.
Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
I made a chicken salad today... The little bastard didn`t even eat it.
Immature >>> A word boring people use to describe fun people..
Siri, destroy the vehicle in front of me.
If you`re reading this then I`m wishing you a Happy New Year! Stay safe, have fun, and remember, I like New Years gifts too!
What`s a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common? In each scenario, there`s a dumb guy who didn`t take it out in time.
All the coffee beans in South America can`t make me a morning person.
A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours.
That disappointing moment when you pull up to work and it`s not fully engulfed in fire.
Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package.
Google image results are like a party that starts off exactly how you expected and gets weirder the longer you stay.
I`m afraid if I start working out, I`ll be too sexy
auto-correct has got to be my worst enema.
Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone.