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Let me get this straight…a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, ripping all the hair out…and still be afraid of a spider?
There`s a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it`s usually a prescription.
Hmmm… Who should I stalk on Facebook now? :)
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don`t call it Liam then what is even the point of you
Wait till the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald`s find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want.
Sex is like pizza, if you`re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the f*ck you`re doing
That`s a lot of selfies for someone that claims to be emotionally stable
Government shutdown day 8: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever.
The hay in baby Jesus`s manger came from Christian Bales.
If your single and you know it…Pet your cat!
Announcement: .. the Time Travelers Meeting scheduled for today will be held last Thursday
some mornings i wish i could sneak up behind my alarm clock and say, "HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!"
If you pour two beers into one glass, it becomes just one beer.
A synonym is a word you use when you can´t spell the word you first thought of.
Hey, chicks who have words tattooed on your tits... We didn`t come here to read.