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Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page?”
Most problems can be solved with nudity
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don´t know when.
I’m still waiting for the episode of Storage Wars where there’s a homeless guy living in the unit.
You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score last night!
I can`t be trusted with your alphabet magnets.
If Wyle E Coyote had enough cash to buy all that ACME stuff why didn’t he just buy dinner?
I saw a bumper sticker today that said "I miss New York", so I smashed their window and snatched their laptop...
In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
I`m pretty sure even Santa wishes they would stop playing Christmas music on the radio this time of year.
Hash browns not tags.
The first guy who made fire by rubbing two sticks together probably did a lot of other weird sh!t.
If you catch me doing a selfie at work, at least offer to take the pic for me.
Ok ... I just had a talk with myself, and it did not go well. Now I`m grounded.