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Lazy fact #128540162, You were too lazy to read that number.
There is really no way of knowing how many chameleons are in the room right now.
If you play any Taylor Swift song backwards you`ll hear messages from the devil, however even worse........... if you play it forwards, you`ll hear Taylor Swift
Didn`t sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done.
I hate that feeling when you feel you wrote something good on facebook and then nobody likes your status. Depressing... :(
I`m pretty sure the phrase "Did I say that out loud?" is just a way of adding an exclamation point.
If you ever come over unannounced, it`ll take me at least three minutes to answer the door because there is no way I was already wearing pants.
Heard Justin Bieber got arrested for drag racing. Sure it`s dangerous, but surely it isn`t against the law to run in high heels...
There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
When people have cars as their profile picture I automatically presume they are a transformer.
There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable.
Working in retail has taught me that the customer is always right. At least while they`re in earshot...
What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
pens and pencils are drumsticks and desks and textbooks are drum kits. its a fact.
If it wasn`t for claustrophobia, lack of intelligence, and my intense fear of floating poop, I would`ve made a great astronaut.