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Urgh..I just dropped my phone, are you guys alright?
Anybody else have that annoying problem of Work and Family interfering with your FaceBook time?
This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it.
WARNING!! I have character defects and I`m not afraid to use them.
He died doing what he loved: telling me I`m overreacting.
Just...sitting...thinking...planning my next move to get that new roll of toilet paper about 5 feet away from me.
There is nothing like sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating Cheetos. ...I sure hope they let me back in Walmart.
If a man doesn`t drink when he`s living, how in the hell can he drink when he`s dead?
I hate when men`s restrooms have no urinals and a bunch of women in them.
My kids are giving all the people on this airplane a hard lesson in birth control right now.
I think we`ll be friends forever because we`re too lazy to find new friends.
I wish Facebook wasn`t the only place I could block people from my life.
Lord please give me the strength not to go all Dexter on this mother f%#*er ... Amen
Sometimes I zone out and forget what Iām supposed to be doing, and then I remember and take a drink of my beer.
Life is too short for fake butter, cheese or people.