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Never confuse the words "venom" and "poison". Venom is injected into blood by an animal. Poison is injected into food by a woman.
If I had a time machine I`d go back to 900 A.D. and just scare the sh!t out of people with an electric toothbrush.
I use to be addicted to soap, but now I`m clean
You`d think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ... But I won`t
Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed. Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.
It’s not that I don’t care what you’re saying; I was just thinking about food.
Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at me for...please be patient.
Drinking: because why not intensify the feelings you`re trying to escape?
If I`ve offended you in the past, please accept my apology, and shove it up your a$$.
Even though I`m only 29, I know I`m going to die a bitter, lonely, miserable old man ... I`m married.
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
Any way you can speed this up, officer? I`m obviously in a hurry.
Everyone hates performance enhancing drugs. Yet, everyone loves Captain America.
Some people pass through our lives just to teach us not to be like them.