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Why I don’t like people: 1% logical reasons. 99% just because.
Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
My neighbors don`t appreciate it when I skip along the property line, singing "This Land is My Land."
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.
I`m changing my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts, and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
“Delete, Block, Ignore” Its too bad getting rid of people in life is not as easy as it is on Facebook..
If A-B-C-D didn’t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to be so rushed.
I need my coffee before I start pretending to work.
I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."
Gift cards are still the best way to say "I`m too lazy to think of a good gift and I think you`ll buy drugs if I give you cash."
I wasn`t going to get so many groceries, but there was a new girl working today and she took my check.
The problem with rich people is I`m not one of them.
I bet if we all threw our problems into a big pile, we’d see everyone else’s and scramble to get ours back.
doesn`t need any help being bad but u can come along for the ride if your up for it.