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Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
So you`ll be able to buy Girl Scout Cookies online this year ... Your move Weight Watchers
I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
I shouldn`t play with Legos!? It says "Ages 7 & Up". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class.
Bless me Father for I hit send.
You`re never too old to throw random sh*t in people`s shopping carts when they aren`t looking.
I dont know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
I used to care ... but I take a pill for that now.
That very akward moment when Shakirah`s hips lie!
Don`t waste your time being difficult. Put forth a little more effort and be impossible.
Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day.
I Like this quote. I dislike this quote. I am so clever that sometimes I don´t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Parenting is no different than a bear attack. Curl up and play dead and they usually leave you alone.
My box of animal crackers says "May contain nuts." So I`m inspecting each animal before I eat it...just in case.
Don`t take nude pics. Problem solved.