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I may love you...but everyone else thinks you suck! I was kidding... I think you suck too.
One should love animals.. They are so tasty.
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught the fish yet.
Roses are red! violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Snot.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you ... Priceless
Your shadow: What happens when light travels 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet by you.
Everything is so much funnier when you`re not allowed to laugh.
I`m obviously smarter than you`re
What is an Amish girls favourite fantasy? Two Mennonite
Would people still go to the gym if Instagram didn`t exist?
You’d be more impressed with me if you never met anyone else.
If you see a girl or guy post pictures of their cat you know they`re single.
Dear whoever is playing sweet child o` mine at 2:30 in the night at full blaring volume to disturb the whole neighborhood......NICE!
What do I look for in a girl? Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.
Trail Mix: M&Ms with obstacles