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I don`t play sports, the only sport I play is shopping. But there`s a lot of walking involved in that. Running sometimes if there`s a sale.
Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?
I try to live my life by the saying: “You scratch my back and I’ll let you know when to stop.”
If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
"Hot singles in your area want nothing to do with you." -Honest spam
If my father taught me one thing, it was probably how to take both hands off the wheel to sarcastically applaud people in traffic.
Your so vain...you probably think this post is about you
I hate it when I put a status and you don`t like it,example this one.
Game of Thrones characters should have to wear jerseys with their names on the back
Its around this time each year that i just enjoy going outside and seeing my christmas lights already set up from the year before.
Only at McDonald`s do they say, "Sorry about your wait" and actually mean "weight" :P
I swear... my remote just decides to take random vacations sometimes.
My boss acts like during March Madness is the only time we`re less productive. Its cute
Bananas are the strippers of the fruit world.
Yo fellas, how did that “wow” comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?