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Screw it, Iām starting Friday now.
I`ve done a lot of things over the years ... But acting normal has never been one of them.
Everyone is gifted. But not everyone opens their present.
Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
If you can`t handle me at my worst...I don`t blame you, neither can I.
Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way.
When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren`t my kids but he`d never fire a Mom of seven, right?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
I don`t want to set the world on fire........just you.
If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
Today was about as much fun as a warm toilet seat in a public restroom!
All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society`s way of preparing you for your driver`s license photo.
Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not a flow chart?
In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn`t move but should, use the WD-40. If it should not move and does, use the duct tape
OK so i have an idea ............... wait why are you all running away?