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How can so many movies be “based on real events” when no one farts?
Any girl is a stripper if you wait outside her window long enough
Men use love to get sex...women use sex to get love...I use coupons to get pizza!
I have off-road rage, too
I’ve never considered myself much of a conspiracy theorist. Then I discovered the letters in Frito Lay could be rearranged to spell Oily Fart- Coincidence?… I think not!!!
thinks whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never been to a nude beach!!
Another day....another 0.2% of a dollar
I can`t find my happy place this morning, mind if I goto yours
My bank lets me send a text message and it´ll text back with my balance. It´s a cool feature but I didn´t think the LOL was necessary.
I can`t unfriend you because I really enjoy watching the disaster that is your life.
Garage sales are the gateway drug to Walmart.
Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth.
Anyone else pretend to work all day while thinking about big boobs instead?
I`m going to spend Valentine`s day with my ex.... Box 360
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance – My stages of getting ready for work