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"We`re pregnant!" -people who don`t understand science
I`ve been spending so much time on Facebook, that I forgot the internet has porn.
Actually I don`t think it would be all that hard to get out of a pickle.
Every woman needs a shoulder to cry on, a shoulder to lean on and a shoulder to hold her bra strap on!!!
"Nothing is impossible." I disagree. I`m doing nothing right now... it`s totally possible.
Every once in a while I check up on people I hate to make sure I still hate them… I do.
When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.
Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face...
I`m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
I`m not funny, I`m just really mean and people think I`m joking.
With so many things coming back in style, I can`t wait until morals and intelligence become a trend again.
Okay kids don`t ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger`s houses except on the day we worship the devil.
I don`t care if its a scam! Just the fact that the Prince of Nigeria sends me personal email makes me feel special!
Actually officer, if you factor in the earth`s rotation, we were all speeding.
Well it`s almost time for that " New Year -- New Me " bullsh_t again!