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I might not be a great example, but I´m one hell of a good warning.
My mom put shredded carrots in our Jello, so don`t tell me about your rough childhood.
I think my front door faces the wrong direction. People keep finding it.
Going on a dangerous assignment. If I don`t come back, can someone please tell my girlfriend that I always found her laugh really annoying. Thanks.
What kind of jerk makes an anti-anxiety pill difficult to break in half?
Hi, we`re a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can`t ever find our dog.
Soup of the day: Beer
Lame! I was tricked into watching PS, I Love You! It`s definitely NOT about a guy that marries his PlayStation.
My life has a surprising lack of dance battles.
Wtf neighbor I waved to you last week
I’m amazed by how quickly I forget what I’m doing.
"I`ve had so much coffee, I got halfway to work and realized I forgot my car."
I sent off for some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested it would be in my best interest that I just start over.
MARRIAGE TIP: Don`t get fat.
Friends that are with you during your darkest times probably didn’t pay their electric bill either.