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There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday...
Being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
was on the treadmill for over an hour and I must say it is much easier with roller blades
People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL.
Siblings – the only people who will pick on you and then kick the a$$es of anyone else who does it.
Most of my thoughts have been coming from a very dark place lately. That`s what happens when you forget to pay your electric bill
i like cake. and thats all for today goodbye :)
Even when I change my mind, it still doesn`t work any better.
1st woman on the Moon.. Houston we have a problem What? Never mind What`s the problem? Nothing Please tell us? You know what the problem is.
Whoever said time heals all wounds never had their leg bitten off by a shark.
Office Tip: In a pinch a booger and a small piece of copy paper is as good as a post it note.
popsicle sticks: $1. caramel: $3. onion: $1. watching ur kid bite into a caramel onion thinking its an apple: priceless.
what do you mean booze ain`t food!?
I`m not naughty ... I`m mischievously creative