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The speed at which I can prepare food during a commercial break is amazing.
Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today.
Getting out of bed was my worst mistake today.
what if the princess wants to be with bowser, but mario keeps kidnapping her
I totally love and fully respect that you`re a little bit slutty
Don`t know what to get your husband for Christmas? Whatever you give him, give it to him naked. Problem solved
Taking your pants off is a good way to let someone know you feel comfortable in their home.
cavemen were posting on walls before it was cool
"I don`t see color." - A person who shouldn`t eat snow.
I could write an entire book on excuses,,, but I have to pick my grandma up at the airport.
if truth is what u want...in return alcohol is all I want...
Porn teaches kids an unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
LIFE always offers you a second chance,its called TOMORROW
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody`s there to appreciate it.
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.