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You have a point. It`s just not very sharp
I like to log into facebook and leave a status just to show I`m here. Or am I?
To the woman that won the powerball ... "what`s up baby"
Why put off `til tomorrow what you can premeditate today.
I hope to get to the point in my life where I`m not excited about finding change on the ground.
Forecast for tonight: Dark.
You couldn`t handle me even if I came with instructions.
You look in good shape!!! Round is a shape isn`t it???
Stop saying I`m hard to shop for. Surely you know where the liquor store is
If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
Those raccoons must of had one heck of a party last night!!!! That`s the 4th one I`ve seen passed out on this road
You don`t get smarter as you get older. There just aren`t any stupid things left that you haven`t already done.
uncle Sam can`t be related to me because family wouldn`t do me like this.
Alarm Clock(n): An evil device invented by Satan to disrupt the peaceful sleep of otherwise happy folks at a predetermined hour.
Sarcasm is a dominant gene in my family.