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Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"? Isn`t predator an alien too? They should`ve just called it "Some Aliens"
The only Spanish phrase you need to learn is, "I know you guys are talkin sh*t about me."
Fun things to do in Walmart: Take the ``try me`` stickers off of the toys & place them on condom boxes.
If my job was to make health questionnaires, I`d slip in random stuff like "How fast can you run backwards?"
When a girl tells you she has a nipple piercing, the correct response is always "I don`t believe you."
really vry funny
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
I wish I could write `` I Miss You `` on a rock and throw it at your face, so you can know how much it HURTS to miss you
People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome.
To be fair, if I had a friend who could turn water into wine - I’d worship him too.
Had a pizza today without extra cheese. Dieting is hard
If a girl picks an iron in monopoly you know she`s a keeper
I`m not lazy... I`m in energy saving mode.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don`t understand how weather works.