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Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"? Isn`t predator an alien too? They should`ve just called it "Some Aliens"
It`s pretty cool how vodka always has such `great` ideas.
Coffee...Meet your Maker!
When we catch the people who kill elephants & rhinos, can we pull all their teeth first?
Lots of us suffer in silence. You should try it.
If Eve sacraficed the whole human race for Apple, I wonder what she would have done for a Klondike Bar?
Life was much easier when apples and blackberries were fruits&& not phones
How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat?...She fits into your wife`s clothes.
Sometimes people try to expose what`s wrong with you, because they can`t handle what`s right about you.
Maybe the cost of a barrel of oil wouldn’t be so expensive if Donkey Kong didn’t waste thousands of them in the `80s throwing them at Mario.
Why do people say "nice to meet you" before I`ve even said anything? How do you know it`s nice to meet me? I`m an a$$hole.
Putting a light in the refrigerator is God`s way of telling us that it`s okay to eat before going to bed.
I like to follow random families around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all their photos.
The only difference between Black Friday and a zombie apocalypse is that zombies don`t care if you get the last iPad Mini.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I’d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.