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I cannot even begin to imagine the conversation that led to the first circumcision.
Everyone has their area of expert knowledge.... if any of you need tips on how to do absolutely nothing amazingly well, let me know.
I`ve been building my own particle accelerator. Plan to create a boson particle. Explore the mysteries.....you know what? This is a lot of work. Think I`m just going to have a beer and play Call of Duty.
I`m already going to hell ... now I`m just trying to get a good spot.
None of the animals I designed and invented are at the zoo. Do they even check the suggestion box?
Just because you have a beard doesn`t mean you`re a man. Last time I checked vaginas can grow hair too.
Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
A few bad decisions really liven up a boring day.
What do the letters DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association
Mondays feel like biting into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it`s oatmeal raisin.
Before you have any hope for the future of humanity, come and look at how this guy parked.
As you get closer and closer to the end of this status, I think it`s important that you lower your expectations.
I hope common sense is the next cool trend.
Im switching some friends from my Facebook account to my Fakebook account.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but the more important question is, how did they get in there in the first place?