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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
A woman is quick to reject a man that lives with his mother, but will accept a man that lives with his wife.
Pool party at my house, bring ur own pool..
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
I`m done chasing people who aren`t willing to do the same for me. After today, the ice cream man can go f*ck himself!!
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
News flash, ladies. Men are settling for you, too.
Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy
Tip for Sunday Church: Don`t forget to keep your phones on silent, especially if your ringtone is `I like big butts and I do not lie!`
I enjoy romantic scrolls up and down your timeline.
If ignorance is bliss then there`s a crap load of people in paradise
When I say lol, I don`t literally mean I laughed out loud. What I actually mean is that I made a loud outward breath through my nose, similar to a bull.
I`d stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff.
So how many pokes does it take before its considered a heavy petting?
When there is nothing to do ... That`s what I do