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Iām not a marketing expert. But if I was selling milk, the cartons would be boob shaped.
Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest.
A new study says eating sugar will kill you and was conducted by the No Sh!t Sherlock Research Institute.
The funniest thing about this Facebook status is by the time you realize it doesn`t say anything important, it`s to late for you to stop reading it ... sucker
Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.
I`m sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon.
I`m not mental, other wise the rubber duckies would have told me by now...
Why is it that people who can eat really spicy food think the rest of us give a sh!t?
I spent yesterday painting some kickass flames on a car. I bet whoever owns it was stoked when they came out of the mall.
I just blew all my party money on bills again
Curious that it`s always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters.
I don`t make a very good first impression, but if you hang around, my forty-third one is pretty cool.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is `What is never the answer?`
Ever notice how many friends you have when you pull out a pack of gum?