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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
I found a bottle of vodka under my bed, skittles under my pillow, & boxes of noodles in my closet. I`m like a fcuking alcoholic squirrel.
If advertisers were smart, they`d make a silent, slow-motion commercial that runs at normal speed when you fast forward through it on a DVR.
Please don`t post that political joke you just came up with. . . it really wasn`t that funny to begin with. Thanks for understanding. -the rest of us
I am totally lacking the "zippity" part of my "do dah day."
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married.
You can`t make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them & hope they panic & give in.
I thought she would duck officer- me checking the psychic`s ability
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!! (To all of my FB friends, please don`t read this until the appropriate day)
If you cannot FACE your problem, then the problem is your FACE.
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole
If I was a Chinese millionaire I would change my name to Cha Ching.
Whenever somebody said they did something "Like a Boss" I assume that they did nothing but took all the credit for it.
I dont have awkward moments I have "special" moments.e.g That "special" moment when my "special" ex learns that karma exist..