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Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums.
Oh look, it`s raining outside. I think I`ll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don`t have a window of their own.
My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.
I gave my dog a middle name today, so he knows when he`s really in trouble.
u smile i smile u laugh i laugh u cry i`ll go get a bat and say who`s gonna get it
According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with "Go away."
Remeber that time we came to work and we were excited? Me neither.
My wife is a perfectionist but she made an exception in my case.
Why do they have “limited edition” scented candles? Are there crazy people collecting these things?
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick.
I put the hot in psychotic.
I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list... I got the bucket
Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I am going to the liquor store and I`m scared that it`s closed.
I just got an email telling me how I can have fuller, firmer breasts. I can`t wait to show them to my wife!!
The best thing about telepathy is.. I know, right!