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Million dollar idea: Duck Dynasty chia pets.
I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
I always take a number at the deli, and I`ve been keeping them.... Eventually I`ll have all the numbers and it will always be my turn.
thinks that drinking beer is the second-most satisfying thing a guy can do for himself with one hand.
For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
If you were born in September, it`s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a BANG
My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!
Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you`re not being arrested?
Men ask us if we`re naked when we tell them we`re taking a bath. THAT`S why they pay more for their car insurance.
If rolling your eyes burned calories, Facebook would be my gym.
Example of the difference between `You`re`and `Your`: 1. "You`re nuts" = "You are nuts" 2. "Your nuts" = "What about my nuts?"
I may have no one rocking my world right now, but I have no one ruining it either!
The best way to get over someone is probably with your car
Farts are just ghosts of things that we ate. ;D
I think a clear conscience is really just memory loss