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People assume when I yawn that I`ve lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested.
You don`t see faith healers working in hospitals, just like you don`t see psychics winning the lottery every week.
Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped
I`m surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics...So glad I found you all.
It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
Life gets expensive when you trust a cute woman.
“How are feeling today?” is a polite reminder that you were a mess the night before.
I`m just looking for a reason not to drink
Doing some laundry and hot single socks in my dryer are looking for a mate.
These Days everything is really starting to Click!.......My knee`s, my elbows, and the rest of my joints!
I don`t mean to brag, but my posts are enjoyed by well over 20 people worldwide...
News flash! someone just found Carmon Sandiego!
*sigh* the cop at the front door is never a stripper when you need it to be
This is supposed to be funny but I got nothing but do me a favour and like this...Yeah, okay, IM DESPERATE -.-
If you wake up with a chick and you dont know her name, take her to starbucks, they`ll write it on the cup.