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I may look like I`m doing nothing, but in my head I`m quite busy.
I stick pins and needles in the people I don`t like because can`t afford voodoo dolls.
So many feelings today. Mostly hunger.
Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist.
How many selfies does it take to get to the center of attention?
It`s been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.
I woke up with a headache this morning but she went to work.
You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire.
The only thing actually impossible in life is taking a picture for a group of women and having ALL of them like it.
Don`t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I`ve changed since then.
I give movies with 2 stars a 5 on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of sh!t, I want you to as well.
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar.
Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?
My 5 year plan is to watch Netflix. All of it.