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Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out.
Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people.
i hope your life is as long and useful as this roll of toilet paper!!!
You are not a "Food Blogger", you`re a "Fat a$$ with a laptop"
Does this 50 pound bag of cat food make me look single?
Over the weekend I pulled a muscle getting off the couch to fetch more Doritos.
Swiss army knives are only like 8% knife.
Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else
Trust me... You don`t want my undivided attention.
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises.
According to serving sizes tonight, I`m a family of 4.
Ladies, I hate to break this to you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing.
In my day we had to roll the windows up and down with our bare hands.
Instead of spending $2,000 on a purse, some of you ladies should use the money for therapy sessions.