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So if one was to type ‘idiot’ into Google, would your picture come up?
A stranger at Walmart just coughed in my face, so I`ve probably only got two, maybe three, days to live.
If I were a cashier I`d pretend people were waiting in line to kiss me.
I love long legs.... Long sexy legs.....But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
I’m always frank with my sexual partners. Don’t want them knowing my real name.
I don’t know why Tampax and Hershey have not joined forces yet. Taping a pack of Reese’s to a box of tampons could literally save lives.
Funny how the closer I get to the bar the friendlier I become.
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn`t have to end at work
Here’s a joke for all you mind readers out there…
I`ve spotted six Pokémon today but I don`t have the game so I may need new meds...
Life`s short ... Drink fast
My goal weight is,"someone give that girl a cheeseburger."