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Just got a message that said "Hey, I tried to call you"...that`s your problem right there....you should have never tried that.
Anyone know when Facebook is sending us our W-2`s?
Today would be a great day to leave a note on a random car that says "I know what you did".
i don`t care if u don`t like me ........... i am not a facebook status:D
That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! - no one ever
Just tried to parallel park. 5 people are injured, 3 critical, 6 missing. The casualties continue to mount...
The only thing that makes me happy about the launch of a new model cell phone is that I can finally afford the previous model.
there`s a fine line between "cocky" and "confidence"...and it just so happens I have perfect balance!
ROFL!!ā¦.. LOL jk iām still in my chair.
If you attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt it would be a waist of time.
Guy- What`s your sign? Me- Stop
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they`re going to be when you kill them.
It`s hard to focus on a home workout when your home also contains a refrigerator full of delicious food
Naked and Afraid also describes the last time I spent a night at a Holiday Inn
Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you`re nuts.