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I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn`t reach very far.
I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren`t we helping to find them?
Am I the only one who runs up on happy couples and yells, "How could you do this to me" and then runs off crying?
I just ran butt a$$ naked through Walmart yelling "Stop that shoplifter! she got my clothes!"
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
Mashed potatoes really beg the question: “what else could we massively improve by squashing the hell out of it?”
I got kicked out of the public swimming pool today. Apparently the `Breast Stroke` wasn`t what I thought it was.
Ways to die: Steal my food.
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile ?
I am a Mother hear me roar.....especially when my kids decide to make a kite out of my granny panties and fly it down the street.
Every have one of those moments where you look at yourself in the mirror and think "Damn if I weren`t me, I`d totally hit that."
How much Hershey`s Chocolate Syrup can I add before it`s really not a SlimFast shake anymore?
You call it Sushi, I call it bait.
Hey, people who don`t drive *exactly* like I do. Get off the road!