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Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
I have to wonder why we have "non-essential" government employees in the first place.
I support recycling, I wore this shirt yesterday.
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advise.
Old meaning of sorry. "I won`t do it again." New meaning of sorry. "Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."
Imagine how fun Pringles would be if the cans were spring-loaded.
Someone said to me earlier, "Your face looks very familiar". I said, "I know, I`ve had it a long time."
Sometimes I like to hold the door for people who are far away so they feel obligated to run just a little. ;)
I used to care what you thought of me, then I remembered what I thought of you.
I ran into a dwarfs car this morning and he come up to me and said "I`m not happy!" And I said we`ll which one are you then
She asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a helmet and crayons.
I wish bedtime was all the time.
dude i wasent tht drunk you were huging a peice of chese saying ill never let u go sponge bob
Word to the wise - make sure the phone is 100% hung up before you call someone an a$$hole.
Whether a Vacuum is on or off, it`s always collecting dust.