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I just had a conversation with my-self...but it just turned into an argument. I think it`s that time of the month...
Coffee : Starter fluid for the morning impaired.
To all my Facebook friends. Have a happy St. Patrick`s day, and all the festivities this weekend. Stay safe, enjoy life, and if you by chance happen to find a bartender who is bad at math...give me a call :)
When all else fails… Pizza & Beer.
Lucky Charms should be 98% Marshmallows and 2% of that other sh*t.
Who`s this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?
Why do people post pictures of missing people on facebook?...like we are going outside.
Interviewer: Have any weaknesses? Me: Bullets I: No, I mean… M: Knives I: I don’t think y… M: probably evil dragons I: … M: Focusing.
Everyday I run into someone who pushes me past the limits of my medication.
I might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery the odds are about the same
Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don`t.
I am not real pumped up about the Super Bowl this year!
My favorite sex position is, "don`t tell anyone we did this".
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I only had to do it like 3 times a week. This every day thing is overkill.
After socializing and being nice to people all day it`s nice to sit down, drink by myself, and be an a$$hole on the Internet.