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Are you tired of every day being the same? Congratulations, you’re an adult!
When does hibernation start? Because I am 100% participating in that.
Immature >>> A word boring people use to describe fun people..
Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
I get so confused when I`m about to watch a TV show or movie and "For Mature Audiences Only" appears on the screen. Can I watch or not?
There`s nothing like sitting by an open fire..watching the evidence burn.
Thanks, resealable packaging, but I think we both know that won`t be necessary.
Calories: Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each night.
If watching the big-screen TV with your pants off and a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn`t have couches at this Best Buy.
One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
I hope everyone takes my advice and never takes my advice.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
Who did you vote for?? Clinton ? Trump ? Vodka
Women are like bacon, they smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly. Men are like bacon because we`re pigs.