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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him.
I’m not the friend you put on speaker phone.
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents job.
Waking up everyday seems a little excessive.
If everybody was consistently as determined as they are when they carry all groceries in one trip, this world would be in a better place.
If you see me laughing like a crazy person, think nothing of it ..it`s just the voices in my head telling me jokes!
i forgot how to put a status ... can anyone help me ?
Just washed my car with the squeegee at the gas station.
How do we not have lightsabers yet? Its like scientists aren´t even trying.
popsicle sticks: $1. caramel: $3. onion: $1. watching ur kid bite into a caramel onion thinking its an apple: priceless.
"..all the king`s horses & all the king`s men couldn`t get Humpty together again" ... What guy thought horses might figure it out?
Please be careful on the roads. Lots of people are drinking exsessively and letting their wives drive.
If Milli Vanilli were to fall in the woods, would someone else make a sound?
I`d say go to hell, but I don`t want to see you again.