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I`m boycotting Kix cereal because of all that kid testing.
"This is bullsh!t" - bull farmer giving barn tours
They should make a medal for anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.
You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?
Besides tweeting during this job interview, what would you say is your biggest weakness?
Life would be so much more interesting if we all had cartoon bubbles over our heads.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other
This is a lousy dating site.
I`m just looking for a reason not to drink
It`s so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people`s heads
I was born at a very early age.
Netflix would be by far the best dating site. "Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Pokemon for 12 straight hrs"
At this point I`m just waiting for summer to be cancelled completely.
Elevators are so stupid. They have a button for the floor I`m already on.
Iām actually a really nice guy once you get to blow me.