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I`m still mad that video killed the radio star.
What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone`s life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?
Dear college students, Sorry about your GPA. - Netflix
I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a cupcake wouldn`t have done this to me."
Who ever said technology will replace paper.....has obviously never tried wiping their a$$ with an IPAD.
On the Internet you can be anything you want ... It`s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea… I just suck at fishing.
The world is full of nice guys who want naughty girls who want bad boys who want nice girls who want nice guys.
Have you ever noticed that the & symbol looks like a guy dragging his butt across the floor?
I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.
That horrible moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching…
At the end of each day, life should ask us, `Do you want to save the changes?`
I imagine some people are like...: `should I take the shower?...no...I`m taking the train today...`
If I didn’t drink, how would my friends know I loved them at 2AM?
You know how we smack your household appliances when they`re malfunctioning and it makes them work? I wish you could do that with people.