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Hard work never killed anyone but why risk it?
These last 7 hours at work are always the longest.
My doctor prescribed me xanax instead of birth control pills I asked for. Now I have 9 kids, but I don`t care.
I`m not an asshole, I`m just the only one who has the balls to say what everyone else is thinking.
If there is one-thing in this would i don`t like being thought is ... a lesson.
Some days, I think that Dexter dude has the right idea.
It`s not condescending if they`re stupid.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you have tits. Simple as that
A fun thing to yell at a magic show is "BURN HIM, HE`S A WITCH"
Deep down I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
I might not be "Smarter Than a 5th Grader", but I can buy booze! Booyah!
People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society.
I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there`s no point in bothering with hash browns then.
Sometimes, I question my sanity ... Sometimes, it replies
She says I keep pushing her buttons. If that were true, I would have found `mute` by now.