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Who do Walmart shoppers make fun of?
I can`t even tell what this thing in my fridge use to be.
Caterpillars have the ideal life. They eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
How can I love nature when it did this to my hair?
Sometimes you`ve got to ask yourself: `Why am I talking to myself?`
I hate Russian nesting dolls. They`re so full of themselves
Sometimes I like to hold the door for people who are far away so they feel obligated to run just a little. ;)
I`m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.
My Ex updated her status to "standing on the edge of a cliff" So I "poked" her!
Facebook: A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.
If there is enough room to spell `bootylicious` on the back of your shorts...it probably isn`t
Nothing hides your feelings like the backspace key.
Thanks for posting another selfie. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago.
People at airports must not workout much because they are all using these treadmills wrong...
5 symptoms of laziness –> 1.