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"Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
never be afraid to wipe twice
I`m sorry did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
A newly wed guy asked me about marriage. I told him it’s sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can’t really touch anything.
Just saw the book "Marriage for Dummies." ... Shouldn`t there be an "is" in there somewhere?
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
I don`t have mistletoe this year, so we`ll just have to kiss under the influence.
About to stick a pin in your voodoo doll.... Brace yourself.
I just got a paper cut opening a box of Pop Tarts. There will be no more fancy breakfasts around here.
One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
Pringles should make their containers like a Push Up Pop.
Relationship status: Are you gonna eat that?
If you want funny, get off Facebook and watch the news...
One of us spends too much time on Facebook.