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Anyone know when Facebook is sending us our W-2`s?
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
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To make a long story short quit right in the middle.
Dinosaurs never had pizza and they all died.
I havend`t heard from DAEMON MAILER in years, I hope he`s okay.
Pretty much the only time I want to hear about your ex is if she`s standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I`m good.
If Crunch Berries aren`t considered fresh fruit I don`t think this diet is going to work out.
I wish they made bar-stools with seat belts and dual side airbags.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I love to punch in the face.
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again: it before
Stop calling them rednecks. The term is NASCAR-Americans. Y`all.
Buy all your socks in one color - problem of the missing sock solved!
Donโt you hate when the person youโre Facebook-stalking never updates anything.