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Redneck word of the day: Twerk "Imma have one more beer then imma get back twerk!"
The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.
No body on there deathbed said I wish I had spent more time at work
I’m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
Is it really necessary for the first square of toilet paper to be glued down?
If we aren`t supposed to be too close to the microwave then why do they show us food twirling around in there?
Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ & soy sauce.
I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean & people think I’m joking.
Why am I not allowed to post anything on here?
I`m no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him.
The only difference between sex and breakfast is sometimes I don`t want breakfast.
I was all ears until you said something that sounded like advice.
Facebook becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do.
I just broke a light bulb. Damn, is that 7 years of bad ideas.
My girlfriend went to the dentist for a cavity. It`s odd since she spends so much time in the bathroom with her electric toothbrush.