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“They dared me to” is ALWAYS a valid excuse.
Can`t afford P90X or INSANITY workout videos? Go find a wasp nest and slap the sh!t out of it. Never knew I could shadow box,bicycle kick,and twirl while floating.
I suffer from paranoid-schizophrenic indifference. I really don`t care what the voices in my head are saying behind my back.
My support group can outdrink your support group.
Bored? Find group photo of 4 women. Comment "You 3 look incredible!!"
Those who stir the sh!t pot should have to lick the spoon.
If I could keep it short, my life would be so much simpler.
I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA
My friends says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?
I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
Lazy Rule#15325434090371466: you`re so lazy you didn`t even finish reading the number.
Wanna ruin a girl’s day? Respond to her next text with “Who is this?”
"It`s not about who`s right or wrong."~ The person that is wrong
Always carry a knife. You never know when cake might happen.
Adulthood is basically sadness and paying bills.