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The first rule of selfie club should be to clean your room.
Its funny how your friends change , Meet new people and forget about you . :( But just know i`ll still be in your heart?
I wonder if the clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look! ...that one`s shaped like an idiot!"?
I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.
Sometimes I go on Google Earth and just spin the sh!t out of the world & pretend I`m making everyone really dizzy.
Don`t forget to turn your clocks back today if you want them to be set to the wrong time.
I’m the king of balancing more trash on top of an already full trash can.
A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.
Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn’t want to ruin my day by talking to you.
I don`t appreciate my son`s teacher circling all the wine stains on his homework.
My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions.
Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
Isn`t it weird when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
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The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.